From The Archives: Golf Jokes of the Day

From The Archives: Golf Jokes of the Day

Looking to add some humor to your day? Look no further than our Golf Joke of the Day series. We'll be sharing a hilarious golf joke that will have you laughing out loud on and off the green. Whether you're a golf enthusiast or just looking for a good laugh, our collection of jokes is sure to put a smile on your face.

  1. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  2. What's the difference between a golfer and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
  3. What's the hardest shot in golf? The second one after you say, "This one's for birdie!"
  4. Why did the golfer cross the road? To get to the pro shop, because they lost all their balls left of #1. 
  5. What do you call a golfer who hits the ball farther than anyone else? A lucky driver.
  6. What's the worst thing about hitting a shank? Having to find it.
  7. Why did the golfer need sunglasses in the sand trap? For glare of shame reflecting off the sand.

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